AHHH Homecoming

0700: gather the assorted items that I have thought necessary to drag into work to keep me occupied in the wee hours of the morning. (I personally think that if I could get ahold of Mary Poppins carpet bag I would have it made!)
0705: Make that furtive dash to the back door while the Mission Impossible theme runs through my head while attempting to avoid the boss , who is suppose to arrive any time between 0645 and never.
0710: pull into driveway sighing because I get to go the bathroom, and sighing because...yep the dream is reality, I am HOME.
0711 Watch as Ryan runs across the yard toward the truck and thinking,"If I close my eyes will he still see me?" Nope eye contact was made, damn. Teenager wants me to take him to his mother's house because he forgot his math homework. Pull truck back out and drive the 2.5 miles down the road for homework and get shook down for $5 so a starving child can have his daily fried potato allowance.
0716 Home again, home again.
0716 Trying to convince myself to get out of truck and move into the house.
0717 Headed into house.
0718 In the house trying not to turn and run back to truck.
0719 Letting the assorted dogs out of the house, and the occasional ninja cat who slipped through the blockade.
0725 Debating if I should let the cat back in...nah its not freezing.
0726 clean out kennel, and sad thought...its only 1 mess and not liquid!
0728 found the liquid mess....and another. Clean both of these and now am headed to bathroom.
0735 Hubby trying to gentle wake the sleeping dragon to get her ready for school.  Think I got better deal.
0740 Dragon awake and lo and behold, she is smiling
0742 Bathroom!!!!
0800 Dragon turned into princess with a tickle and dressed and ready for school hubby will release her onto the unknowing innocents.
0810 showered and now thinking I could eat a little something...but have to break up dog fight and forage through fridge to find something.
0830 till sometime after 1500 sleep
(I hope)
So if you think that is an unusual morning....HA all in a days work I say.

Sigh, Its Monday....

It's 05:30, and I have 1 1/2 hours till I get off of work and get to go to bed. I am a 3rd shift ghoul and they don't like for me to be around when the day people show up, I might start chewing on souls or something. 

Well I might nibble, but I don't like sour things so they are safe...for now.

If I sit back and think about it my life is sort of like a comedy, of errors that is. So I think a blog will be a small walk in this little paradise so that you the victim, I mean reader can have a better understanding of my insanity....so with my blessings....and hopefully an Ativan or two...Viola! The next big Oprah read.